Published work

I'm an optional cover letter requirement, allow me to ruin your entire afternoon

‘Don’t give me that look… no one’s forcing you. But you do want this job, right?’ Look, I know you already spent ages preparing a resume...

Walks (Voiceworks Issue #120 Divine)

I will come early to walk your dogs for you— who need to be walked separately for now. Not because they’re dangerous, but they each need...

A Beginner's Guide to Writing a Birthday Text Message

1. Start with simplicity: “Happy birthday [name of friend, family member, or person you feel compelled to message since they wished you a...

Passata Day Elegy (Minimum Wage: Food Issue)

Everyone, Everyone! Out the back of the apartment block where like a restaurant everything disguised by green and white table cloth....

BMX boy in a broken beach town (Voiceworks Issue #114 Slug)

Pup churns up knuckly crunch, numbskulls thumbs up. Nuns bluffed by 5 gum chuff. Church: cut. Mum? Hung up. Full brunt surf crust! Sun’s...