Lime (Poem)
My sister has a pregnancy tracker app to compare the size of her baby with assorted fruits and vegetables. At first it was a poppy seed,...
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Girl Meets Europe (Short Story)
Originally published by Two Wolves Digest It was a classic tale of Girl meets Europe. Girl finishes high school, dreams of seeing the...
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Ian Thorpe and the failed Olympic comeback (Short Story)
Originally published by Two Wolves Digest It would happen about once every six weeks when I was fourteen, back in 2006. We would turn up...
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A Barefoot Investment (Short Story)
When Australian icon, the Barefoot Investor, has his son kidnapped and held for ransom, Barefoot must grapple with unprecedented moral...
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My First Rodeo (Short Story)
When a man notices his friends using the phrase 'this isn't my first rodeo' to seemingly no end, he begins to suspect they have been...
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Last Words (Short Film)
Comedy Short Film After a near death experience, a man contemplates the meaning of last words.
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Seinfeld Spec Script: 'The Gas Guzzler'
Last year I wrote an episode of Seinfeld. I had a lot of fun writing it so I thought I'd share it here. It's called 'The Gas Guzzler': As...
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We Need to Talk About Paper Straws (A Short Essay)
It’s a strange time to be living in this world, if you like to drink from a straw. For generations, we all agreed that plastic was the...
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BUZZ CUT (Comedy Short Film)
A neurotic man debates whether he should shave his head. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
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I'm an optional cover letter requirement, allow me to ruin your entire afternoon
‘Don’t give me that look… no one’s forcing you. But you do want this job, right?’ Look, I know you already spent ages preparing a resume...
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Ironing shirts on a Sunday night (Poem)
A crinkled white collared shirt is a vulnerable looking thing that wants care before the week begins again— and on those Sunday nights...
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BUMP Season 1 Review: Interestingly Australian for a US-style teen drama
(image courtesy of Stan) BUMP doesn’t need to be an original Australian story to be a voice for Australian drama. But because the show...
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Stepping Outside: My tale of the afterlife (Short Story)
David Eagleman wrote a book I love called Sum: Forty Tales of the Afterlives. It is forty different answers to the question of what...
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15 Quotes from my Psychotic Law Lecturer
I spent one year studying law. In the second semester I studied Torts and didn't understand a thing. But I kept going to the classes beca...
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Walks (Poem)
I will come early
to walk your dogs for you—
who need to be walked separately for now.
Not because they’re dangerous,
but they each need...
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A Beginner's Guide to Writing a Birthday Text Message
1. Start with simplicity: “Happy birthday [name of friend, family member, or person you feel compelled to message since they wished you a...
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Passata Day Elegy (Poem)
Originally published by Minimum Wage: Food Issue Everyone, Everyone! Out the back of the apartment block where like a restaurant...
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BMX boy in a broken beach town (Poem)
Originally published in Voiceworks Issue #114 Slug Pup churns up knuckly crunch, numbskulls thumbs up. Nuns bluffed by 5 gum chuff....
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